An annual part of my January phone message is adapted from the pledge of the Little Rascals' He Man Womun Haters Club during which they say, "JAN-U-ARY!" (Next time I run across it, I'll have to note the
whole text here.)
For some reason it cracks me up. Maybe it's the official sounding, false baritone voices they use. Maybe it's the exaggeration of the syllables. Whatever it is, it is stuck in my brain forever...and on my phone message each January.
This year I added a little U2 for background music, offering bonus points to callers who could I.D. the song.
Other than the January pronunciation and the music, it's a pretty standard "leave your name and number" note.
(I posted this on March 4th, though the date says January 31st. Oy vey.)